原来白领是这个意思
1、“嫁妆”就是丈母娘给女婿的回扣。2、“幸福”就是猫吃鱼，狗吃肉，奥特曼打小怪兽。
3、“代沟”就是我问老爸觉得“菊花台”怎么样，他说没喝过。
4、“自恋”就是下辈子我一定要投胎做女人，然后嫁个像我这样的男人。
5、“无语”就是法官问：你为什么印假钞？罪犯说：真钞我不会印。
6、“快感”就是男人在床上找，女人在百货公司找的一种东西。
7、“约会”就是一对男女展现自己前所未有的精湛演技的时候。
8、“天堂”就是所有的女人都在，只有你老婆不在的地方。
9、“无奈”就是被狗咬了一口，却无法反咬一口时的感觉。
10、“丑闻”就是当你带一个丑八怪小姑娘出游，就会听到周遭的人所说的话。
11、“绝望”就是饭馆吃饭点了两菜，吃第一个：“世上还有比这更难吃的 吗？！” 吃第二个：“靠！还真有！”
12、“白领”就是今天发了薪水，交了房租、水电煤气费，买了油、米和泡面，摸摸口袋剩下的钱，感叹一声：这月工资又白领了！
请诸位不要留些看过了无病呻吟的留言,谢了.
挺有意思的,也挺真的!这留言行吗?
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“代沟”就是我问老爸觉得“菊花台”怎么样，他说没喝过
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有些老乡看过文章后所有留言一个样,就三字:看过了,这不是无病呻吟吗
“代沟”就是我问老爸觉得“菊花台”怎么样，他说没喝过，但茅台他喝过！
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